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Two Truths & a Lie
a memoir written & performed by
Scott Turner Schofield
Price: U.S.$15.00

ISBN-10: 0-9785973-2-X
ISBN-13: 978-0-9785973-2-0
(Bulk orders available at Ingrams)

"I am completely mad for Scott Turner Schofield. He is a thrilling, compelling, and downright charming writer and performance artist. And handsome. Did I mention handsome? And smart. Buy this book. Read it."
- Kate Bornstein, author of Hello, Cruel World


"Scott Turner Schofield's storytelling is so honest, his approach
so unique, his style so unselfconscious and disarming, that his shows will have you wrapped around his pinkie in no time. I've seen this Southern gent win over the most jaded of New York theater audiences with one wry smile and a perfectly placed raised eyebrow. He's the real thing’Äîand nothing less than a national treasure."

- T Cooper, bestselling author of Lipshitz Six, or Two Angry Blondes
and Some of the Parts


"A provocative and compelling storyteller, Turner helps us to look at gender in a new way, face our prejudices, and have fun while doing it."
- Amy Ray, Indigo Girls


"A bright, sharp and an important new performer in this country."

- Tim Miller, Performance Artist


"A generous, tender, and brilliant walk through one man's becoming, Two Truths and a Lie is full of the kind of sweet and bold words that don't come along very often. All of us who've wished we could freeze time and savor the language of Turner's performance work may now rejoice."
- S. Bear Bergman, author of Butch Is a Noun

Two Truths and a Lie is a memoir passing as three solo plays
written and performed by Scott Turner Schofield. From inside his young life
on the Homecoming Court and Debutante Ball circuit (in a dress), armed with only a decoder ring and a gifted tongue, Schofield comes out with
truly unbelievable stories of a body in search of an identity. By turns slapstick and slap-to-the-face, this drama invites audiences and readers
to explore gender, sex, sexuality, and self in their own first person.

T-Shirts

 
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bright pink on black shirt

I want an identity card for this moment
light pink on charcoal shirt
with original design

Available sizes: Youth Large; Small; Medium: Large: X-Large

$12 plus shipping ($2 regular, $4.50 priority)

Put your gender on, so you can take it off!

Chapbook

"Underground Transit" script
Limited edition, #50.

Handmade by E. Lissette Murphy with Stud Greene

$6 plus shipping ($2 regular, $4.50 priority)

 

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include: contents of order, size(s), and shipping preference. We'll do the rest by PayPal or check.

 

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